Dog Run

You ever been chased by a dog?  How about have you gotten bitten by one?  I don’t know about y’all but when I see a dog running after me, I’m GONE.  I don’t have time to say a dogs running, I just go.  Well one day Julian and I were walking down the street and playing dodge rock then out of no where heard a bunch of moving behind me.  I Glanced behind me and that was all  it took... It was a DOG, I thought i never ran so fast like that in my life!  I was ballin and Julez was behind me.  We got back to my house and was thinking about getting revenge on the dog, since it was a stray.  I found a turkey baster when I was washing dishes, then he was said we can stick it up the dogs booty and inject something in him.  So We went to the bathroom and peed in the toilet (Not at the same time), poured Clorox in it, Epsom salt , soap, Lysol, and ear cleaner!  Julez filled the turkey baster up with our concoction, I took the trash out and then we left.  

We Walked down the street not knowing if the dog was going to come out or not but we were prepared.  We seen Alyia across the street, and that’s when the dog came!  He ran up on us and Alyia called Julez’s name at the last minute-I found a bottle on the side of the road and was going to hit the dog if it tried to bite me-she called right when I threw the bottle because it tried to bite me.  It hit the dogs leg and he ran away whining!  Alyia messed it all up!  She just HAD to call his name.  Every time I see that dog now he runs away with his tail between his legs!  That’s why I don’t mess with a lot of dogs.  

P.S.A. (Public Service Announcement) Okay, I’m not an insane person.  But it was a crazy idea... I DON’T have any issues!